1. לאחר 25 שנות פעילות, פורום אייסוקר צפוי להיסגר ב־15.11.2026. למידע נוסף ולהודעת הסגירה המלאה, היכנסו לדיון שפורסם אוף טופיק 》》 לחצו כאן לקריאת הודעת הסגירה המלאה

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  1. golding מנהלים

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    golding, Jul 11, 2012
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  2. Mellow29 Kopite

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    :aaarofl:
    מעניין כמה זמן זה מופיע באתר של הפרמייר-ליג...

    עריכה: טוב, התמונה ירדה ביינתים. http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/rolleyes.Xxx
     
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    מה היה שם?
     
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  4. skyday20 Member

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    אתה מתכוון לזה?
    כתבתי את הלינק שאמרת בגוגל, והם שומרים דפים באופן זמני.
    http://i50.tinypic.com/4qlulc.Xxx
     
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  5. golding מנהלים

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    כן http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/wink.Xxx
     
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    ארסן ונגר, בתוכנית סיפורי החיים של פירס מורגן...NOT
    (אבל בכל זאת שווה צפייה.)
     
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  7. skyday20 Member

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    קומפאני רוצה לבוא מוכן לפעם הבאה שיש מכות עם ג'ואי. http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/wink.Xxx

    http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60446000/Xxx/_60446237_joey_barton.Xxx
     
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    Stoke City are interested in signing Darren Fletcher, after hearing that he is still not able to play football.

    Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
    On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
    Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'
     
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    That's david beckham.
    שער מדהים שלו.
    ועוד אחד באותו משחק.
    סטיוארט פירס...#@#% http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/wink.Xxx


     
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    Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
    Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
    Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
    Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
    Heskey undoubtedly has a larger cock than Messi.
    Heskey is black, Messi isn't.
    Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
    Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't.
    Heskey's bitch is sexier than Messi's bitch.
    Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat.
    Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
    Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
    Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
    Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
    Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
    Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.
    Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
    Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
    Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
    Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
    Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
    Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
    Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
    Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
    Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't
     
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  11. Mellow29 Kopite

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    מעולה! http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx
     
    Mellow29, Jul 16, 2012
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  12. Michael Carrick מנהל כללי מנהל כללי

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    מעניין איך עם כל זה אף קבוצה עדיין לא שמה יד הקיץ על העילוי.
     
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    פשוט ענק...


     
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  14. Mellow29 Kopite

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    אם כבר עוד סיפור הזוי תוצרת הממלכה, היום אופ"א פרסמה את רשימת 32 המועמדים שלה לתואר שחקן השנה באירופה. אז לצד מסי, אינייסטה ודרוגבה, מככב לזלי דיוויס מבנגור סיטי אף. סי., ווילס. כן כן...
    עושה רושם שעיתונאי(ם) וולשי(ם) החליט לנצל את זכותו הדמוקרטית ולהעלות את ארצו על המפה, ונתן את הניקוד הכי גבוה שלו מבין חמשת הבחירות לדיוויס, שחקן בקבוצת כדורגל חצי מקצוענית, בלי עמוד ויקיפדיה, והוא נכנס לשורטליסט של 32 השחקנים הכי טובים באירופה. הזוי לגמרי.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18864565

    כמובן שלא מפספסים הזדמנויות לצחוק:
    0 - Number of people in Leslie Davies' family who had heard of him, let alone the rest of European football. Shortlist.
    BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Liverpool have submitted a £85M offer for Bangor City's Leslie Davies.
    The awkward moment when you can't even find Leslie Davies's Wikipedia page...

    רק בממלכה. :aaa12:
     
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    His gray when he want's,his gray when he woooant's, robin van persie, his gray when he want's.
    הסטרס מתחיל קצת להשפיע על השיער?
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    משהוא נוסף תנסו לתרגם בגוגל טרנסלייט Mario Mandzukic מקרואטית לאנגלית ותראו מה קורה.
    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen110.Xxx
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552612_10150968593723580_1094442720_n.Xxx
     
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