חלק גדול מהשירים של ווירד אל. Amish Paradise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnR6LZqEUeA As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain But thats just perfect for an amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a man of the land, Im into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Ive churned butter once or twice Living in an amish paradise Its hard work and sacrifice Living in an amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care, in fact I wish him well cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare Were just technologically impaired Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like robinson caruso Its as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Were just plain and simple guys Living in an amish paradise Theres no time for sin and vice Living in an amish paradise We dont fight, we all play nice Living in an amish paradise Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife So dont be vain and dont be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Were all crazy mennonites Living in an amish paradise Theres no cops or traffic lights Living in an amish paradise But youd probably think it bites Living in an amish paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! Canadian Idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHK1gxH23gU They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export they treat curling just like it's a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute can't understand a thing they're talking aboot sure they got their national health care cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air then again well they got celine dion eat their weight in kraft macaroni and dream of driving a zamboni all over saskatchewan Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius see the map they're hovering right over us tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous always hear the same kind of story break their nose and they'll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It's gotta mean they're all up to something so quick before they see it coming time for a pre-emptive strike White & Nerdy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are Cherry's Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect them My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog, yo I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy
big balls של ac/dc Well I'm ever upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls They're fancy big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE... I've got big balls Oh I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (We've got big balls) (We've got big balls) And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker)
חבר'ה, בבקשה לתרגם שירים מאנגלית (גם טורקית ויוונית). לא כולנו אינגליש סיפקרס ולא כולנו צריכים לנסוע לת"א פעם בשבוע כדי ללמוד גראמר.
אלו שירים מפגרים? חחחחח לא מכירים אבי ביטר אה.."שתבכי ותסבליייי..." או יובל פרי.. "ישש ייש אלוהיםם שיושב במרומים וכותב בספרים את הטובים ואת הרעים..." או כפיר עטיה.. " אין לי שקל בכיסים אין לי גם פרוטה.." או ערן סופר.. "שיקרת זונההה"..
"לכובע שלי שלוש פינות, שלוש פינות לכובע שלי, לולא היו לו שלוש פינות לא היה זה הכובע שלי.". http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/lol.Xxx
השורה הכי מוזרה ששמעתי אי פעם בשיר כלשהו, מהשיר החדש (והמזוויע) של שלמה ארצי, "האמיתי": "לכל מקום אליו תלך, קח שני בגדים ודוכיפת". מאז "גבר הולך לאיבוד דרך מרפסת", לא שמענו שורה תמוהה כ"כ ..
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently מישהו שלח לי את זה פעם, האמת שבהתחלה נקרעתי מצחוק, אבל אחרי האזנה שישית או שביעית יש בזה איזה שהוא קסם רומנטי בצורה הזויה... עדיין אחד ההורסים. http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.Xxx ------------------------------------------------------------------- הבן אדם לדעתי גאון, והתוכן של השיר שטותי לגמרי, אבל עדיין.... קלאסי http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/rolleyes.Xxx Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Lyrics Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome sonofabit*h I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich get a good get a good get a good get a good job Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people I was not ready When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when" She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofabit*h Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which I wonder wonder wonder wonder So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down, And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.
טוב, יש לזה גם קליפ כמובן, בכתובת הבאה: http://www.etplanet.com/download/swf/audio...ear%20Penis.swf ולגבי התרגום שמישהו ביקש, אז ככה: זין יקר אני לא חשוב שאני אוהב אותך יותר היית צופה בי מתגלח, עכשיו כל מה שאתה עושה זה להסתכל על הרצפה או זין יקר אני לא אוהב אותך יותר. היינו אני ואתה, נייר מגבת ומגזין מלוכלך זה כל מה שהיינו צריכים כדי להסתדר עכשיו נראה שהדברים השתנו אני חושב שאתה זה שצריך להאשים זין יקר, אני לא אוהב אותך יותר. (עכשיו הוא שר) רודני היקר אני לא חושב שאני אוהב אותך יותר כי כשאתה יוצא לשתות אתה שם אותי במקומות שלא הייתי קודם רודני היקר, אני לא אוהב אותך יותר למה אנחנו לא יכולים להאחז בקשר בין הגבר ליד שלנו להגיע להבנות עם איך אנחנו מרגישים אם נהיה באותו ראש, נשאר בבית לנצח זין יקר, אני חושב שאני אוהב אותך אחרי הכל אה ורודני, כשאתה מתגלח, תגלח את הביצים שלי
