עיתונות שחור לבן

חחח הוא קורא מחשבות של שחקני כדורגל.

 

בלי קשר לציניות שלכם-הרשו לי לחוות דיעה על יוסי וטל. ובכן-לא משנה כמה ציניים תהיו, השניים הופכים לברגים מרכזיים בקבוצות שלהם. טל הוא כבר שחקן ההגנה הכי משמעותי של בולטון והכי ורסטילי בהרכבה. יוסי? 2 גולים בשבעה משחקים, זה 2 יותר ממה שכבשו גיגס, רונלדו, סקולס ופארק מיונייטד ביחד-תותח אמיתי. שניהם מצטיינים בקבוצות המצליחות שלהם והופכים להיות שחקני פרמיירליג מובלים לכל דבר

 

הכל נכון.
אבל זה אומר שהם מלמדים את האנגלים כדורגל ?.... http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/bduh.Xxx

 

ברור ברור.מובילים.ההתאחדות האנגלית עובדת ימי ולילות כדי לאזרח את בן חיים ובנעייייון כדי שהשניים יחזקו את הנבחרת בשנה הבאה בגרמניה.
מובילי ירקות אולי.

 

http://sport.walla.co.il/?w=/7/789482

מעפן האיזי עין דור.

על ויין רוני הוא כתב: ""יותר טוב מפלה" אמר עליו מאמנו, סוון גוראן אריקסון, במהלך היורו האחרון."

זאת הפעם הלא סופר כבר כמה שכתבים/פרשים/ווטאבר כותבים שסוון אמר שרוני הוא היורש של פלה.

מה שסוונגו אמר זה שלא זכור לו שחקן שהיה כל כך צעיר ודומיננטי עבור נבחרתו כמו ויין רוני ביורו 2004 מאז פלה עם ברזיל ב-58'.

 

בכדורגל יש סוג של קטע מוזר כזה להכתיר לעצמך 'יורשים'. מראדונה עשה את זה בסיטונות, פלה עם רוביניו ובכלל יש נטייה ליירש כל אחד או להטות ציטוטים. המטרה היא לשבח ולייחד את השחקן, אם כי זה כבר ממזן הפך לאמצעי נדוש ומגוחך...

 

בטור הזה, אבי מספר על ה-Coleman balls...
הנה כמה: (חלקם ציטוטים ולא טעויות)


"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.Xxx

"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/rolleyes.Xxx
(hurdle- לקפוץ מעל מסוכה!)

"He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62. " http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wink.Xxx

"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/bduh.Xxx

"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.Xxx

"That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. " :aaa031:

עוד כמה...
"And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway." :aaa12:

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored"(קלאסיקה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/dunno.Xxx

 

*אני נאלץ לפרק את ההודעה כיוון שהאורך ומס' הסמיילים עולים על המותר

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" (פואטיקה) :aaasecr:

"The crowd think that Todd handled the ball.... they must have seen something that nobody else did" (אחד בשביל כולם) :aaa021:

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen." (גאוגרפיה!) :aaagath:

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose" (מתמטיקה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_dance.Xxx

"That would have been a goal if the goalkeeper hadn't saved it" (בזוקה ג'ו) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/cool.Xxx

"They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them." (אנטומיה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/multi.Xxx

"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard"(אנטומיה 2) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wub.Xxx

"He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head" - Derek Johnstone, BBC TV Scotland (1994) (אנטומיה 3) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/confused1.Xxx

 

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat" (בין השורות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/gives.Xxx

"I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." (אנדר-רייטד!) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/unsure.Xxx

"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish" - Ian St John (מקדים את המאוחר) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/book1.Xxx

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel" (אי המטמון) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/confused2.Xxx

"Manchester United take more in programme sales than we take on the gate." (כלכלה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/drunken_smilie.Xxx

"You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey" - Arrigo Sacchi, Italy coach, defending a meagre playing record (גן חיות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/cat.Xxx

"If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim" - Berti Vogts, Germany coach (קיפוח! אגב...אחד האנשים החכמים בכדורגל!) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/dontknow.Xxx

"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss." - Bobby Robson (סלחנות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/crybaby2.Xxx

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game" (אופטימיות קוסמית) : http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/champions.Xxx

"Tambay's hopes, which were previously nil, are now absolutely zero." (אופטימיות קוסמית 2) :aaa025:

 

"The atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a cricket stump!" (אלימות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/violent1.Xxx

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" (Winston Bennett) (לבריאות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/read2.Xxx

A brain scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin" (לבריאות 2)

"This is the last penultimate lap but one." (סבלנות)

"There is nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire." (סטלה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/silly.Xxx

"...and he's lost both right front tyres." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx

"You're watching Ralf Schumacher, son of Michael Schumacher. Now the boot is on the other Schumacher!" (הכל נשאר במשפחה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_think.Xxx

"I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies - which immediately turn out to be wrong." (הצטדקות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/sleep.Xxx

"Prost can see Mansell in his earphones!" (סופרמן) :sm_smileinbox

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/occasion14.Xxx (זהות)

"Brian Laudrup wasn't just facing one defender - he was facing one at the front and one at the back as well." (דו פרצופיות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/love3.Xxx

"...but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals."

"It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road." - Alan Green (מנו ספנות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wacko.Xxx

 

"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails." - Richard Park (כמו הקודם)

"I never make predictions and I never will." (PAUL GASCOIGNE) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_clap.Xxx

"Albright hits the post! That's Chris Albright at his best!" -- Jack
Edwards, ESPN (התפתחות) :aaa021:

"He's an excellent player, but he [Ian Wright] does have a black side." (גזענות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/mad.Xxx

"I imagine that the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable." (פרדוקסלי) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/huh.Xxx

"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones" - Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before LC QF, 1992. (מחדיר מוטיבציה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/icon_thumright.Xxx

"And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds." - PETER JONES (פרופורציות) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wlcm.Xxx

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - DAVID ACFIELD (נפלאות התבונה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/silly.Xxx

"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio" - Gerry Francis(ופלאי הטכנולוגיה)http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/cool.Xxx

"If there weren't such a thing as football, we'd all be frustrated footballers." - Mick Lyons (אבטלה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/sad.Xxx

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but
7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/drunk.Xxx

 

"That's inches away from being millimetre perfect" (טביעת עין) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/idea1.Xxx

"Bobby Gould thinks I'm trying to stab him in the back. In fact I'm right behind him"

"I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/peace.Xxx

"That's twice now he [Terry Phelan] has got between himself and the goal."

David Pleat during the United States' game against Iran: "He had to cut back inside onto his left foot because he literally hasn't got a right foot."

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?" (לויאלי) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/tongue3.Xxx

Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax after that!" (לויאלי 2) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_angel.Xxx

"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch." (הכל פוליטיקה) :aaagath:

"I'd like to play for an Italian club , like Barcelona" - Mark Draper (לא רק מזרחי!) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/duckie.Xxx http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/tongue3.Xxx

Richard Keys: "Ooh! that's a serious injury, isn't it Alan?"
Alan Shearer: "Well I dunno, depends if its serious..."
(Sky Sports 11/5/03)

Steve Davis is acknowledged by his peers as the peerless master!

"I've got a gut feeling in my stomach..." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/icon_silent.Xxx

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal." (חחחחחחחחחחח)

"And we all know that in football if you stand still you go backwards..."

"Love is good for footballers, as long as it is not at half-time" - Richard Moller Nielsen, Denmark coach (אחד "משלנו") http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wlcm.Xxx

On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country" (Ian Rush) (קולומבוס) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/usa2.Xxx

"The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to Eurodisney" - Dean Holdsworth, Wimbledon (דרכים עקיפות)

 

"I was shocked when I was first introduced to the fans because they brought out a sheep, cut its head off and then smeared blood over my forehead" - Manchester United's Ronnie Johnsen on life with Besiktas, Turkey (הלם תרבותי?) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/5eek.Xxx

"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalised" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/wave.Xxx

"If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them" - Wendy Toms, the first female referee to officiate in a professional game (על הזין שלי!) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_dance.Xxx

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" (מאיפה משתין הדג) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_clap.Xxx

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious" (חפייייף) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/occasion18.Xxx

"The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It's long and square" (גיאומטריה) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/male.Xxx

"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales" (גאוגרפיה) :aaa12:

"This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players" (פרגון) :aaa15:

After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought" (Bobby Robson) (פרגון 2) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/dunno.Xxx

 

"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/5eek.Xxx

"It took a lot of bottle for Tony to own up" - Ian Wright on the Arsenal captain's confession to alcoholism (אדיר!!) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/drunk.Xxx

"The referee was booking everyone. I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers" - Ian Wright (עוד אחד של האיש והאגדה) :aaa12:

"Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve." - John Greig

"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation"

"And its Go! Go! Go! for the British Grand Prix here at Brands Hatch!"

"Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" (Howard Wilkinson)

James Hunt - "Erm... it's Silverstone, Murray."

"Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him..." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/multi.Xxx

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams..." - [ taunts from the crowd just after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia ]

"With the race half gone there is half the race still to go."

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice." http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/thefinger.Xxx

"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew" (Harry Carpenter)

"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St John http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/blink.Xxx

 

"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost" http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/smileinbox.Xxx

"The Croatians don't play well without the ball" - Barry Venison http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.Xxx

"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins." :aaa025:

"Tell the Kraut to get his ass up front. We don't pay a million for a guy to hang around in defence." - NY Cosmos executive, on Beckenbauer's positioning.

"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders"

"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"

"If they blow millions chasing the dream but end missing the boat, they're not even back at square one - they're right in it, with the future of the club up in the air." (about Manchester City's spending

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers" :aa1:

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best. http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_hand.Xxx

"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent" - Bryan Robson, Man U, 1990. http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_clap.Xxx

"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on." - John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
(integrity)

"I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs..." - Andy Gray, Sky Sport

Richard Keys : "Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?" (המהות האמיתית של הליגה באנגליה)

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." - Radio 5 Live

"I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it." - ALAN BALL
(גדול!)

"Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different." - TREVOR BROOKING

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - TOM FERRIE

"And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley......unless somebody knocks us out." - DAVE BASSETT

"John Harkes going to Sheffield, Wednesday." - New York Post (1993) http://www.asoccer.co.il/forum/html/emoticons/eusa_clap.Xxx




זהו! אני מקווה שצחקתם, נהנתם, ושאני לא אקבל תגובות זועמות על 'הצפה'...מי שלא רוצה שלא יקרא.