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  1. M_T_A Member

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    כל הזין בשבת מקוצרת - יצחק רבין
     
  2. 亚历山大帕托 Member

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    http://i44.tinypic.com/4k7kmr.Xxx
     
  3. spurs229 Member

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  5. Cup of Tea Liverpool, UK

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    http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx
    "Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

    תודה רבה על האתר http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/icon_thumright.Xxx
     
  6. johnnie walker Member

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    בדיחה מתוך האתר:

    A pretty blonde walks into a bar and asks the handsome fellow at the bar what he's drinking.
    He says, "Magic beer. You want one?"
    "Aw, that's stupid. There's no such thing" she says.
    "Look, I'll show you". He takes a big swig and proceeds to throw himself out of a nearby window, where he proceeds to fly up and around the building, and back into bar window.
    "That's incredible! I don't believe it!" she says.
    "Hey barkeep, throw me another one o' them Magic Beers". The bartender shakes his head and pours another beer and slides it down the bar. The man chugs about half of it and proceeds to leap out the window and circle the building again.
    "Here, you try it" he says to the blonde.
    She takes a big draw on the glass, jumps out of the window, and falls about 30 feet to the ground - breaking both her legs - and begins screaming in pain.
    The bartender says, "Superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk.

     
  7. spurs229 Member

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    Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

    3.14159265 dead.



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    Is it me or is the Dutch version of Top Gear a bit more extreme?


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    Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna.



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    גדול!!!
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  8. cazzo Il Capocuoco היכל התהילה

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    I hate this time of year, sitting around the table with family listening to Grandad's war stories.

    We don't care how many Jews you killed Grandad.

    http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx

    הבדיחות שם על הילסברו פשוט אדירות...

    Hillsborough; 96 people who wished they'd walked alone.
     
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    They once said that a black man would be President when pigs flew. His first 100 days and - wham!! Pig's flu!
     
  11. T0XiN Member

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    :aaarofl: :aaa021: http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/lol.Xxx http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx
     
  12. wolf89 Member

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    ענק! :aaarofl:
     
  13. פול סקולס Member

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    חזק!!
     
  14. חייל שוקולד משתמשים של כבוד היכל התהילה

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    http://www.asoccer.co.il/html/emoticons/hahaha.Xxx
     
  15. George Best Member

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    מה ההבדל בין רוסייה לאמא שלה?
    50 שקל...
     
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